Happy birthday, America! (x)
YOU BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY YOU
(via flowerchildish)
I haven’t actively used this site since forever and I have changed A LOT holy shit man
We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don’t like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, assholes who just wanna shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick… with some balls.
The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much. Or fuck when it isn’t appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show ‘em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don’t know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don’t let us fuck this asshole…
We are gonna have our dicks and our pussies…all covered in shit.
Sjws: stop trying to silence us! My free speech!
Also sjws: *literally tip over a fucking lamp post because Milo Yiannopoulos was supposed to speak at their college*
Equality is giving everybody an equal chance, not an equal result.
If you want equal results, you want nothing more but for society to be turned into the USSR, and we saw what happened to it.
![cromwyll:
“infinite list of my favourite movies
“ A Few Good Men [1992 dir. rob reiner]
“Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater...](https://64.media.tumblr.com/08a087b638b59749cdff2ef021d22b05/tumblr_naoaluGVPb1rkptaqo2_250.gifv)
![cromwyll:
“infinite list of my favourite movies
“ A Few Good Men [1992 dir. rob reiner]
“Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater...](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f4c3d295fcd8baff85a09ffda667682f/tumblr_naoaluGVPb1rkptaqo5_250.gifv)
![cromwyll:
“infinite list of my favourite movies
“ A Few Good Men [1992 dir. rob reiner]
“Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater...](https://64.media.tumblr.com/9121cef87512ce55816484a15d3b8f0a/tumblr_naoaluGVPb1rkptaqo7_250.gifv)
![cromwyll:
“infinite list of my favourite movies
“ A Few Good Men [1992 dir. rob reiner]
“Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater...](https://64.media.tumblr.com/5881c0fc50a0112e1ea23023dc7ed7e2/tumblr_naoaluGVPb1rkptaqo1_250.gifv)
![cromwyll:
“infinite list of my favourite movies
“ A Few Good Men [1992 dir. rob reiner]
“Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater...](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f859f682774df8f98a2306e3fc544328/tumblr_naoaluGVPb1rkptaqo8_250.gifv)
![cromwyll:
“infinite list of my favourite movies
“ A Few Good Men [1992 dir. rob reiner]
“Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater...](https://64.media.tumblr.com/7426909760254e8912d59b2482b39689/tumblr_naoaluGVPb1rkptaqo3_250.gifv)
![cromwyll:
“infinite list of my favourite movies
“ A Few Good Men [1992 dir. rob reiner]
“Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater...](https://64.media.tumblr.com/b329f1aa031a7958747edc345be50cf5/tumblr_naoaluGVPb1rkptaqo4_250.gifv)
![cromwyll:
“infinite list of my favourite movies
“ A Few Good Men [1992 dir. rob reiner]
“Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater...](https://64.media.tumblr.com/a093357a91d0375543678057953fc47d/tumblr_naoaluGVPb1rkptaqo6_250.gifv)
infinite list of my favourite movies
A Few Good Men [1992 dir. rob reiner]
“Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago’s death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to.”
(via cromwyll-blog)